Goals.....

Well as some of you do, and do not know. For the last 3 years of my life I have been writeing a book on crazy people, and crazy stuff that happens in the hotels I have worked in. An update on thst, its only about 35% finnished. My goal is to have it ready to submit to a publisher by feb. 2008.

Remember my flight classes? , (get this shit) I will have a private pilot certificate for "airplane, single-engine, land", or ASEL pilots lisence. Mom gave me the all clear. So I have been doing this for the last few months before work. The woman has even started refering to me as her "Fly-Boy" boyfriend. Just call me Mavrick. XD

Birthday...

Welp another year is added... the big 29. One year to 30. My girl was the only one to get it right this year. (Yet again... the family never lisitens!!!!!) She got me a WW2 style fighter pilot jacket and a butt load of games for my Wii, PS3, and 360. (good job babe) Its good to finaly be with a gamer! Well everything is set for our trip to the Caribian. Mom and Rich are takeing my sister and her husband, and Jamie and I on a cruse. Yes 2 weeks in the fun and sun. Life is good guys. I made $1,200 cash in cards, I think I will take Jamie shoping. Gotta go...

Woah!

Wow... havent been on in awhile! (dusts off the blogger). Ok so updates. Jamie and I are still together. 24 hours left, and I turn 29. Holy crap I'm old! In 3 months I make the move to the house. (thanks again mom!) Jamie is just as excited as I am. Speeking of mom. She got engagued to Rich finaly. I'm happy for her. I like Rich alot too. He is no replacement for my Dad, and never will be. But he is still a good guy. The wedding will be in April.

Back to this house thing. I finaly paid off my car... I wont be paying rent (mom bought me the house and is paying for utilties) so I basicly will just have money to mess around with because I have NO BILLS!!!! Since she is the woman I love. We sat down and had a talk over dinner. Basicly she has agreed to stop working and will basicly be liveing at the house with me. (come on its a 5 bed room house... what the hell am I gona do with all the space?) In return she has agreed to be my slave, cook, clean, and cater to my every whim! (damn life is good!) Wow my girl the house wife. I may let Josh stay in the house temperarly, it has a finished basement with bar, and one of the bed rooms is down there. (Comeing soon a pool table) My girl has her work cut out for her though. I'm giveing her the credit cards to decorate. She also know there are rules to follow with that. Things like... I DO NOT WANT TO COME HOME TO ANY PINK STUFFED POODLES!!!!! Speeking of comeing home to stuff. We even picked out a cat. It's a Japaneese Bobtail that I have named "Zero". Now before you P.E.T.A. people jump on me for calling my cat a "zero". I don't mean Zero as in the number. I mean Zero as in "zeke" or Mitsubishi A6M-Zero. I figured he is a japaneese cat, and is black and white like most of the Imperial Japaneese Navy planes (he has the same color scheme, his head is black and body is white, with a black tail). So his name is Zero. He is just missing the large red "meat ball" on his side. LOL. Maybe I should get him a cat bed that has the riseing sun on it and some Buhidist shrine gates.

Well thats preaty much it. I may have to update again sometime. I have to go... Jamie is giveing me the "come to bed" look. Take care, till next time.

Jamie your turn

For the love of my life. She made up a song about me... so one turn deserves another. Babe, this is for you. Enjoy (some of this is inside jokes)

*to the tune of Jenny Says by Cowboy Mouth

Jamie says that she loves me she swairs
Even better she says that she cares
Playing X-box she the one
I tried to beat her, but she just won
1313 Wacker drive
Jay drunk and cant servive
Hotel roofs, and squiral ran by
we had to laugh till we cry

Jamie says turn off the radio
Jamie says turn off the light
Jamie says turn off the video
A playstation is no sub for a girl
Let it go, let it go, let it go
Let it go, let it go, let it go
Jay put the controller down, and just
Let it go!

*Bows

Thank you. That night I drank so much I swore I saw God!!! Scairy shes turning into quite the little gamer herself. She still cant beat me at Ace Combat. Yes we know Grandma's Boy was written about me, HUSH!

HA HA!

Its amazeing how I just fall into shit. It the old saying I have servived this long just because of dumb fucking luck! Yes, the man you love to hate is moveing. Mom has found me a House is Des Peres that I will be moveing into starting next year. Yes, mom bought me a house. LOL thanks mom. Jamie has already made plans to decorate it. I think I'll just hand over the credit cards and leave her be with that. Joe I will need you and your van to help. I'm so excited I think I'm going to spray my pants. :D

For melonie...

Ok here is your proof. Pirates are not as cool as Ninjas! Ask a ninja is way cooler. I have yet to see ask a pirate! BTW I did submit the question.

Explanation for some of you... Jamie, Melonie, and I were sitting in the back office eating sushi. (Look Melonie's Korean... her idea ok?) We some how got on the subject of pirates of the net. You know people who steal stuff. (pleading the 5th) I said Pirates are not as cool as ninjas. She begged to differ seeing how Chuck Noris wastes compounds of them whole sale.

have a bandit filled day guys....

Home

Ok, were back... miss me I bet you did!

SQUIRL!!!!!

On the ride home Jamie fell asleep. So the two devils poped out on my sholders. I had an idea. So I screamed Squirl and slamed on the breaks. The look on her face was priceless! I did make it up to her though. I made dinner.

be home wed.

We still got a few more days left up here. Mom and Rich have already headed back to St. Louis. So Jamie and I will be exploreing the city. Our hotel is 1 block from the Sears tower. I think we may check out the sky deck today.





Isnt she cute!!!! :D